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Post by Rez Raptor on Nov 16, 2006 15:56:53 GMT -5
here is the joke of the week for nov 13-17: a blind guy walks in a department store with his seeing-eye dog. all of a suden the blind guy starts swinging the dog aroud. the department store manager comes out and says "what are you doing". the blond guy sais "just looking aound"
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Post by Rez Raptor on Nov 22, 2006 7:12:36 GMT -5
ok here is the joke of the week for monday to friday
what do you call a blonde behind an steering wheel? an air bag
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Post by Capton Tenacious on Nov 25, 2006 13:13:14 GMT -5
That's a bit better than last weeks. I didnt get it last week.
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Post by Rez Raptor on Dec 13, 2006 7:08:34 GMT -5
oops i forgot about the joke of the week thing my bad. well here is a joke: what do you call a baby that was made from a turtle and a porcupine? a slow poke hahaha
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Post by Capton Tenacious on Dec 13, 2006 17:33:17 GMT -5
Lol, these are so corny....
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Post by flare711 on Apr 2, 2007 18:25:34 GMT -5
i think yall can do better... @(<>.<>)@ boo
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Post by ANDREW RYAN on May 25, 2007 8:55:19 GMT -5
I think the blond one was pretty good^_^
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Post by Rez Raptor on May 25, 2007 12:25:13 GMT -5
heres another joke for ya, yo mama is so nasty, SHE brings crabs to the beach
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Post by Urias13 on May 25, 2007 23:47:45 GMT -5
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Post by Capton Tenacious on May 27, 2007 11:17:45 GMT -5
Lol.....wait, what!?
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Post by Rez Raptor on May 27, 2007 19:33:31 GMT -5
OMG how can you not get it SHE HAS CRABS lol she bring crabs to the beache get it get it
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Post by Urias13 on May 27, 2007 23:29:45 GMT -5
"Uh yeah. . .I get it. . ." *nudges Bubzzzy and whispers* "Do you get it???"
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Post by sykoe on May 28, 2007 5:27:06 GMT -5
Can I suggest a joke?
An irish guy walks into an employment office and asks one of the guys,
"With an IQ of, say, 200, what sort of a job could I get?"
The guy replies,
"Man, you could be a rocket scientist here."
The irishman says,
"What about, say, 100?"
to which the guy replies,
"Haha, you'd be lucky to be a construction worker!"
to which the irishman replies,
"What about fifty?"
The guy looks puzzled and replies,
"you'd be lucky to be able to tie your shoelaces!"
The irishman's eyes widen and he says,
"Is that why Australians wear thongs?"
Sorry for the Oz joke all you Ozzies, i'm an Ozzie too, but it was funny. If we can laugh at other countries we can laugh at our own.
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Post by Rez Raptor on May 28, 2007 6:10:48 GMT -5
hahaha i thaught that was a good one hahahaha. here is a real bad racist one, if you dont like it ill delete it,
what can a couch do that a black man cant? support a family
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Post by Capton Tenacious on May 28, 2007 20:25:06 GMT -5
Dude, my friend just told me that a few days ago.
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