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Post by Capton Tenacious on Aug 23, 2006 15:35:31 GMT -5
Okay, here is a cool game. One person will say a wish, then the next person will try to make it bad.
Example: Poster #1: I wish I had a pony...
Poster #2: Granted, but you ride on it and he bucks you off a cliff.
I wish I had a........
See? I'll go first...
I wish I had laser-vision...
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Post by Deadlymushroom on Aug 23, 2006 16:57:23 GMT -5
Granted, but the lasers fry your eyes.
I wish I had a million bucks.
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Post by vgomodcuban on Aug 23, 2006 19:31:59 GMT -5
Granted, but, with the million bucks, you buy a pony with laser-vision, and the pony fries your head off with its lasers and bucks you off a cliff...
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner...
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Post by Deadlymushroom on Aug 23, 2006 19:55:41 GMT -5
Wish granted, but being a hotdog, you have no legs. So you just lie on the ground and start to spoil until a stray dogs eats you.
I wish I knew what to wish for...
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Post by Capton Tenacious on Aug 24, 2006 17:58:43 GMT -5
Granted, you wish for.........a Pony! Then he bucks you off a cliff....
I wish for.....dwarves.....
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Post by Urias13 on Aug 24, 2006 18:48:36 GMT -5
Granted, but they come with all of their war-axes and butcher every human.
I wish that I had 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 more wishes.
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Post by Capton Tenacious on Aug 24, 2006 18:50:55 GMT -5
Granted, but all of them are the same....a pony bucks you off a cliff....lol
I wish this wish had nothing to do with ponys!?
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Post by Rez Raptor on Aug 25, 2006 10:20:03 GMT -5
granted, but instead these wishes were about horsies, and when you go to brush it, it kicks you so far, you have tea with bin ladden.
i wish i had a mylo (my life online)
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Post by Capton Tenacious on Aug 25, 2006 14:54:23 GMT -5
Granted, you get a......Mylo...but after paying 300-400 bucks for it, you realize it sucks...
I wish I had an Xbox 360....
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Post by Rez Raptor on Aug 25, 2006 15:57:51 GMT -5
granted, but the 360 has alot of glitches and the store wont give you your money back boo hoo!!!
i wish that i was a good cook
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Post by vgomodcuban on Aug 25, 2006 17:06:12 GMT -5
Granted, but you realize you did not wish for pans, and you have no money, so you just serve people microwaveable food, and they burn you at the stake because you kept serving them crappy food...
I wish I did not see the Head On commercial...
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Post by Capton Tenacious on Aug 25, 2006 17:08:02 GMT -5
Granted, you dont see the Head-on commercial. Although you do see the Barney and Friends commercial every day from then on...
I wish I had a million pounds of Gingerale... ;D
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Post by Deadlymushroom on Aug 25, 2006 17:15:32 GMT -5
Granted, but one day, all of the ginger ale somehow explodes and floods your house, drowning you.
I wish I had a nerf football...
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Post by vgomodcuban on Aug 25, 2006 17:41:34 GMT -5
Granted, but all the NFL players see you using a Nerf football, which is intended for 7 year olds, and decide to beat you up, cement your feet in a bucket and throw you into Lake Tanganyika, where you were viscously eaten by piranhas...
I wish that any wish I wish for would not go bad...
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Post by Deadlymushroom on Aug 25, 2006 19:25:44 GMT -5
Granted, but since that is virtually impossible, you are trapped in time, never to move on in your life.
I wish I could listen to my sthingy...
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